Something Wicked This Way Comes

I can’t put a finger on it but I am feeling pretty fucking pissed off right now. For the past several days, I have just been buried in the shittiest possible mood ever. It could be a number of things, like oh, the state of the world, my missed deadline, my sex life, my sometimes annoying babysitter, or my inability to fit into anything that doesn’t scream “fourth trimester.”

Yeah, maybe.

But I doubt it.

Because I am feeling all the symptoms of something far more sinister, you know kind of like coming off a three day meth bender where you find yourself laying in a pool of your own vomit and somebody else’s feces.

Ah, how I miss the 1990's.

Anyway, I have the strangest feeling that the persona known to you in the blogosphere as “SWC” or the “Stepford Wife Chronicles” is taking over my life. No, I don’t mean that blogging has taken over my life. I mean that the cranky bitch—the one who carries a gun and smokes a pack a day is unloading her arsenal of rage in my mind.

I know, I know. What I am describing has all the fixin’s of a psychotic break. And I say BRING IT ON, muther fucker.

Anyone else feeling pissed off?


Anonymous said...

yeah! I don't know why but I woke up in quite a snark snark snarky mood ready to bite the head off of anything near me.
grr hiss and spit; the government is lame. Please forgive us; we know not what they do in our name.

I subscribed so I don't miss a bitch. I love a violent bitch.

Mariecel said...

I feel your pain. My youngest is five months old and I can just barely start to fit into my fat jeans. Argh!

I don't know how it is where you are, but the weather here just makes my bad moods worse.

Just let your fury out on your blog before the SWC completely takes over. And screw those freaks who put down halloween!

Anonymous said...

Talk to me! The other night I was yelling so loud at my husband... I wanted the neighbors to hear! Only the next morning when I realized they HAD heard.... I shoulda said "Bring it".

Maybe the full moon has me itching for a throw down fight, but really I just miss sex. Hot Sex. Passionate Sex. Not married for seven years sex.

SWC said...

mannequin, girl you are waay to good to me. Thank you, thank you thank you!

and Mariecel thanks for joining the cult.

and anon are you my evil twin sister?